Some jokes about the economy to cheer up everyone

Hi Everyone,

This was sent to me today. I thought it was pretty funny.

The economy is so bad that:

... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

... African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

... I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

... CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

... My ATM gave me an IOU!

... A stripper was killed slipping on the pennies her audience showered her with while she danced.

... I met a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

... I bought a toaster and it came with a free gift... a bank.

... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you now have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

... McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncers.

... Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

... My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her!

... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

... Motel Six can't afford to leave the light on anymore.

... A picture is now only worth 200 words.

... Wall Street has been renamed " Wal-Mart Street ."

... The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

... Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear into his pockets is being investigated by the people who make trillions disappear into their pockets!

...And, finally...I heard of someone who was so depressed thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, lack of savings, housing, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. they called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When they told them they were suicidal, the hotline got all excited, and asked if they knew how to drive a truck.

Have a fun weekend everyone.

Tom Mulhall
Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa
Sunny Palm Springs, CA
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A funny YouTube Nudist Colony video

This You Tube nude video is titled "A Nudist Colony Nightmare." It's pretty funny.

The nude video does bring up a few issues however. It plays into some nudist colony stereotypes which lots of people still believe.

One stereotype is the nudists sit around playing guitars singing in the evening. The video is playing into the Kumbaya stereotype. Having been involved with nude recreation for over 30 years I have yet to see someone playing a guitar while other nudists sing. I'm sure it has happened just like some fraternity and sororities members etc have sang to a guitar, But I have never seen it or heard about it at a nudist resort.

Yet, a few times a month we will hear from someone calling asking for information about our resort. One of the questions they ask is something like this "do we have to join in singing in the evenings with other people. We really don't want to."

Next of course is the word nudist colony. Although nudists do NOT live in colonies, and we vacation at nudist resorts, clothing optional resorts, nudist campgrounds, nudist parks, etc., there is still a large segment of people who think the proper term for nudist resorts such as ours is nudist colonies. There is even the famous Budweiser video called Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator. And of course in this video they had a big Kumbaya moment.

So where am I going with this? Many people still think that nude recreation and nudism is a closed society for members only. We are always asked if couples have to be members to stay at our resort. They do NOT want to go anywhere where they have ti join any clubs or societies. They just want to vacation and relax and have fun.

Being called a nudist colony in itself is not bad unless people think it is a closed group and they don't want to join.

The whole idea of making nude recreation mainstream is one where people don't think nudists are "different" by sitting around singing Kumbaya in nudist colonies.

Now is the perfect time for a fun, romantic, unique vacation experience.

Never been to a clothing optional resort before? No problem. We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time!

In the December 2009 issue of our local magazine Palm Springs Life, the Best of the Best issue, Terra Cotta Inn was selected as one of the 3 best boutique hotels in the whole Palm Springs area. And we are considered the best not because we are exclusive, but because we are a fun, friendly, and an affordably luxurious resort.

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 (toll free US and Canada) for more information or to make reservations.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

We hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs, California!

A little weekend funny post

Dear Friends and viewers,

Just before the end of the year I wanted to thank you for the e-mails you have forwarded over the year.

I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programs. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gas without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan .

I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my rear.

I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will sit on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.

I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Regards,

Tom

I wish I could have been creative enough to have thought of this fun post, but no one of our guests sent this joke to me.

I hope everyone has a great weekend.

And seriously, if you have always wanted to try topless or nude sunbathing, give us a call at 800-786-6938. Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

We are considered the most mainstream nudist resort in America and are perfect for couples trying nude sunbathing for the first time. This July, tripadvisor.com picked us as one of the 10 best clothing optional resorts in the world.

We hope to see you in sunny Palm Springs!