Everyone who has been to Terra Cotta Inn knows Godiva. She is our 60 lb German Shepherd spokesdog. She is one of the most famous nudist dogs in the US having been on international TV a number of times. Sadly she is aging. She will be 14 this March. Mentally she is still just as sharp as ever.
The other day she told me this story:
One day old Godiva was out chasing squirrels. Before long she discovered she was lost. Wandering about, she notices a large young mountain lion heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of eating her.
Godiva thought, “Uh oh, I’m in deep doo-doo now!” I'm too old to out run that big cat. Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settled down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching beast. Just as the mountain lion was about to leap, Godiva woofed loudly, “Boy that was one delicious mountain lion! I wonder if there are any more around here for me to eat for lunch?”
Hearing this, the young mountain lion halted his attack mid-strike. A look of terror coming over him, and he slowly slinked away into the rocks. “Whew!” said the cat, “that was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me there!”
Meanwhile, a clever rabbit who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby bush, figured he could put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the mountain lion. So off he hopped. Godiva saw the rabbit running after the big cat, and figured something must be up.
The rabbit caught up with the mountain lion, spilled the beans and struck a deal for himself with the beast.
The mountain lion was furious at being made a fool and said, “Here, rabbit, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!
Godiva saw the mountain lion approaching her with the rabbit on his back and thought, “What am I going to do now?” So she sat down with her back to her attacker, pretending she hasn’t seen him yet and acted very impatient. Just when the big cat was close, getting ready to pounce, Godiva said ”Where’s that rascally rabbit? I sent him off 30 minutes ago to bring me another mountain lion for lunch!”
The moral of the story…Don’t mess with the old dogs…age and treachery always overcome youth and skill!
And if you want to meet Godiva and have a fun vacation nude sunbathing at our clothing optional resort, give us a call at 800-786-6938. Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com
We hope to see you in sunny Palm Springs!
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