Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Friday, July 15, 2011

Who are adult nudists? Why they're everyone!



It is the job of comedians to make fun of groups, races, politicians or themselves. As the late George Carlin said, "I think it's the duty of every comedian to find out where the line is drawn and to cross it deliberately."

Some jokes you know who created them like George Carlin's, "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit."

Other jokes like "I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many get elected," have been told by so many comedians in making fun of politicians, no one knows who said it first.

Well another inaccurate joke that has been around for a long, long time is "Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked." Even George Carlin used it.

Now all nudists know this is just a bad joke making fun of us and is so untrue. Sadly though, non nudists actually believe it and sadly so do many in the media.

A Denver website wrote a couple of days ago: http://blogs.westword.com/showandtell/2011/07/nude_day_bastille_day.php "It's one of life's most bitter ironies that, as a general rule, the people most likely to be nudists are the people you least want to see nude -- and so it was with a collective sigh of relief from the pants-wearing world that Nude Recreation Week wrapped up yesterday..." Not to flattering of nudists or the world of nude recreation.

However, the reality, as all nudists know, is completely different. Nudist adults are all ages from their 20's to their 80's. They come from all ethnic backgrounds. They are all sizes from tall to short to average height. They are thin, to average to plus sized weights. They are Democrats, Republican, Libertarians, and non voters. They are pretty, average, and plain in looks. Nudists are all professions and all religions oe no religion. They are more highly educated than average Americans though. Thus, they are you and me.

As a perfect example, above is a photo of Patty, the manager at The Terra Cotta Inn. She is in her 20's and is Latina. Proving nudists are all ages and proving the writer did not do his research.

Also nudists will tell you it is not the outer beauty of people that matters. It is the inner beauty.

Any one who is a nice, happy, friendly person easily could be a nudist.

Sadly what happens when the media thinks they are being funny by making fun of nudists is they are actually driving people away from trying nude recreation.

A nude vacation is one of the best, most fun vacations you can ever have. But with the American media portraying nudists as aging hippies, they do a great disservice to all Americans and first timers by not reporting the news accurately.

So if you are in the media and are writing a story about nudism, The American Association for Nude Recreation is a great source of information, Their site is http://aanr.com And their number is 800-TRY-NUDE.

OF course you can also contact me too as I am the PR Chairperson for AANR. My name is Tom Mulhall at 800-786-6938.

So don't let the media scare you away from trying a nuder vacation, it will be the best one you have ever had!

Bloggers and the media feel free to post this. You do not have to ask my permission.

Tom Mulhall
Terra Cotta Inn Clothing Optional Resort and Spa, Palm Springs, CA
Call 800-786-6938 for info or reservations
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Some jokes about the economy to cheer up everyone


Hi Everyone,

This was sent to me today. I thought it was pretty funny.

The economy is so bad that:

... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

... African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

... I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

... CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

... My ATM gave me an IOU!

... A stripper was killed slipping on the pennies her audience showered her with while she danced.

... I met a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

... I bought a toaster and it came with a free gift... a bank.

... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you now have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

... McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncers.

... Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

... My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her!

... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

... Motel Six can't afford to leave the light on anymore.

... A picture is now only worth 200 words.

... Wall Street has been renamed " Wal-Mart Street ."

... The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

... Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear into his pockets is being investigated by the people who make trillions disappear into their pockets!

...And, finally...I heard of someone who was so depressed thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, lack of savings, housing, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. they called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When they told them they were suicidal, the hotline got all excited, and asked if they knew how to drive a truck.

Have a fun weekend everyone.

Tom Mulhall
Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa
Sunny Palm Springs, CA
Resort site http://sunnyfun.com
Visit our Resort Facebook page http://bit.ly/TerraCottaInnFBPage
For more information or reservations, call 1-800-786-6938 (toll free US and Canada). Rest of the world call 760-322-6059.