If you follow politics, you already know most politicians are basically big fat boobs. That's one of the reasons they're so afraid of allowing women to go topless sunbathing. They're afraid that once people get used to the sight of seeing real boobs all the time, they'll then notice what big boobs they voted into office.
Some religious "leaders" are also big fat boobs. We all remember televangelist Pat Robertson and his saying "But a condition like this [gay days at Disneyworld] will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor."
Well, a leading cleric in Iran feels that immodestly dressed women also cause earthquakes. Of course I wonder if god came to him like he did to televangelist Oral Roberts saying in January of 1987 if people didn't donate to him $8 million by March, god would "call him home." I guess god wanted him to continue buying the expensive Italian silk suits, diamond rings, and heavy gold jewelry he was so fond of wearing.
Jennifer McCreight, a student at Purdue University feels the Iranian cleric is full of crap. Being scientifically minded, she is doing an experiment. She wants to see if her D cups and other really immodestly dressed women can cause an earthquake.
Here's her story:
"Boobquake' 2010: 90,000+ women to bare cleavage, protest Iranian cleric's promiscuity claim
A cleavage barring movement is underway in a valley near you. 'Boobquake' already has 90,000 women across the globe committed to showing part of their own in an effort to ‘help stop supernatural thinking and oppression of women.”
Boobquake is the brain child of Purdue University student, Jennifer McCreight. The self described "liberal, geeky, nerdy, scientific, perverted atheist feminist" decided to donate her D-cups for political and scientific reasons: The event is a direct response to the recent Iranian clerical claim that promiscuous women cause natural disasters.
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupting their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.
He is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader...
“On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.”...
I don't think the event is completely contrary to feminist ideals. I'm asking women to wear their most "immodest" outfit that they already would wear, but to coordinate it all on the same day for the sake of the experiment...I don't want to force people out of their comfort zones, because I believe women have the right to choose how they want to dress... If men ogle, that's the fault of the men, not me for dressing how I like. If I want to a show a little cleavage or joke about my boobs, that's my prerogative."...
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Here at the Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa in sunny Palm Springs, California, we do our part everyday of the week to show that bare breasts do NOT cause earthquakes. We have had 10's of thousands of bare breasts at our resort and no one has died from an earthquake in Palm Springs in the 15 years we have been open?
For perspective in the last 100 years, only 369 people have died in California from earthquakes. And obviously California women show lots of cleavage and dress immodestly according to moslem standards.
Now since the turn of the century over 126,000 people have died from earthquakes in Iran. Hmmm, is god trying to tell us something? I contend that God would rather see bare breasts in California than women dressed in "bee keeper suits" as political pundit Bill Maher calls the traditional clothing that Arab women wear in Iran.
Having never met god, I don't know what he thinks. But, only 369 deaths from earthquakes in 100 years in California that's not a lot. Compare this to hurricanes deaths in the US where 22170 people have died since the turn of the century. I think god is saying he likes how California women dress.
So join Jennifer this Monday April 26th. Women, wear your most revealing clothing. And if we are lucky an earthquake will happen in Iran and a house will fall on cleric Sedighi just like it did on another mean person, the wicked witch west, years ago.
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