Fantastic nude sunbathing weather July 8 & 9 Come to our FREE, NAKED BBQ

We are predicted to have Fantastic Sunny Weather in Palm Springs, California at The Terra Cotta Inn this weekend of July 8th and 9th.

You are more than welcome to book both nights or more, or just book for Saturday night July 9th.

This week is the 36th anniversary of Nude Recreation Week.

Shortly after Americans finish observing our nation's independence on July 4th, this major holiday period needs to be celebrated.

Nude Recreation Week informs first timers all about the fun they are missing out on by not vacationing at topless or nude resorts and beaches. Especially at The Terra Cotta Inn.

Nude sunbathing, swimming, and skinny dipping has had a long history in America. Presidents John Quincy Adams and Teddy Roosevelt used to go nude swimming in the Potomac river. And Benjamin Franklin greatly enjoyed his daily outdoor "air baths" while wearing just his birthday suit.

Nude Recreation Week lets everyone know that by vacationing at nudist and clothing optional resorts, you can finally find a fun way to shed all of life's daily stresses along with your clothes.

We will have a fun FREE Margarita Madness and Baja Buffet this weekend each day in the afternoon.

So we are going to continue the fun Saturday evening. FREE Hot dogs, hamburgers, and all the side dishes.

And don't forget July starts our annual "Sun your Buns" summer room sale. On Monday - Thursday in July and August stay 1 night, the 2nd night is 50% off.

Now is the perfect time for a fun, romantic, sunny, unique vacation experience. One that you will want to repeat over and over.

Never been to a clothing optional resort before? No problem. We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time!

Last November, MSNBC picked us as the Best value nude sunbathing resort in the western US.

And in December, 2010 Palm Springs Life Magazine picked us as the BEST small resort in the whole Palm Springs area in their Best of the Best issue. It's pretty cool that a nudist resort is considered the best place to stay in town. We were picked not because we're exclusive and snobby, (we let other places win those categories). We were picked because we are so friendly and because the guests have such a good time here.

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 to make reservations or for information. We answer the phones from 8am-10pm PST.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Visit our Facebook resort page at http://bit.ly/TerraCottaInnFBPage

Hope to see you this summer in sunny Palm Springs at Terra Cotta Inn!!!

Do you have ideas for fun, big events to promote nude recreation?

AANR has a new President, Susan Weaver. She's a great person and I look forward to nude recreation growing under her guidance.

I am on the AANR West and National PR committees. We are looking for fun PR events that can be staged hopefully nationwide, but it's OK if it's not nation wide as long as it has good and positive PR potential.

The Guinness World record Skinny dip and this Guinness nude roller coaster ride are 2 good fun examples of positive PR events.

I'm asking people, if you have ideas, let me know. You can leave comments here. You can personally e-mail me at tom@sunnyfun.com or you can call me at 800-786-6938. Just ask for Tom. I'll be happy to talk.

Here's the story on the Guinness record setting naked roller coaster ride:

"Hair-raising ... naked thrill-seekers on ride

The big stripper

MORE than 100 thrill-seekers rode a roller coaster naked, smashing the world record.

The 102 butt-naked adrenaline junkies let it all hang out as they took on the swerves and loops of the fairground ride to raise £22,000 for breast cancer research...

Senior Fundraising Manager at Bosom Pals, Barbara Warner said: "It takes a lot of nerve to take off all your clothes in front of 102 complete strangers, plus the world's media - so we would like to say a massive thank you to everyone who was brave enough to bare all and raise such a huge amount of cash more than £22,000 - for our vitally important cause."

For the full story and video Click Here

I look forward to hearing your ideas. Tom


Tom Mulhall
Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa
Sunny Palm Springs, CA
Resort site http://sunnyfun.com
Visit our Resort Facebook page http://bit.ly/TerraCottaInnFBPage
For more information or reservations, call 1-800-786-6938 (toll free US and Canada). Rest of the world call 760-322-6059.

Alaska Airlines Airfare sale to California ends midnight April 12th fly by June 20th

Alaska Airlines has an airfare sale that ends midnight, Monday April 12th. You must fly by June 20th.

The state of Washington is the #1 home state of our guests. Canada is #2 (yes, I know it's not a state although it feels like its our 51st state or we're their 14th province.

Here's the details from their site:

"Great Deals To Your Favorite California Destinations
High Flyin Deals

For a limited time, enjoy discounted fares from many of your favorite Alaska Airlines/Horizon Air cities to California. With fares as low as $69, it's a great time to get flyin'.

To take advantage of these high flyin' deals, simply purchase your ticket by April 12, 2010, for travel completed by June 20, 2010...



For Alaska Airlines airfare sale page: click here

Time for a nakation in sunny Palm Springs, California at The Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa.

Now is the perfect time for a fun, romantic, unique vacation experience.

Never been to a clothing optional resort before? No problem. We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time!

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 (toll free US and Canada) for more information or to make reservations.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

We hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs, California!

Major American Airlines Airfare Sale ends midnight April 1st Some fares as low as $49

This is no April fools joke. American Airlines has a major airfare sale that ends midnight April 1st.

Here's the details from their site:

"Flight Deals Across The U.S.

Find great flight deals to your favorite U.S. destinations with fares as low as $49* each way, now at AA.com. Whether you're interested in exploring a new city or visiting friends and family, American Airlines has low fares that are sure to fit your budget. You must purchase your flight on AA.com by April 1, 2010, for travel April 12 through June 9, 2010, to save!

Purchase
Requirements: Reservations are required. Tickets booked on AA.com must be purchased at least 14 days prior to departure, or within 1 day of making reservations, whichever comes first, but no later than 11:59 p.m. (CT) April 1, 2010.
Travel Period: Fares are valid for travel April 12, 2010, through June 9, 2010.
Valid Travel Days: Fares shown are valid for travel Monday through Thursday.
Embargo Dates: Fares are not valid for travel May 27, 2010, through June 1, 3, 7, 2010."

For American Airlines airfare sale page: CLICK HERE

Time for a nakation in sunny Palm Springs, California at The Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa.

Now is the perfect time for a fun, romantic, unique vacation experience.

Never been to a clothing optional resort before? No problem. We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time!

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 (toll free US and Canada) for more information or to make reservations.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

We hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs, California!

American Airlines Airfare Sale go Nude Sunbathing in Sunny Palm Springs, CA Buy by March 22nd

Now's the perfect time to take a nude vacation, or as nude sunbathers call it, a nakation (a naked vacation) to Palm Springs, California, the sunniest city in the US.

Here's the details from aa.com :
"Flight Deals Across The U.S.

Find great flight deals to your favorite U.S. destinations with fares as low as $39* each way, based on round-trip economy class purchase now at AA.com. Whether you're interested in exploring a new city or visiting friends and family, American Airlines has low fares that are sure to fit your budget. You must purchase your flight on AA.com by March 22, 2010 and travel April 12 through May 27, 2010, to save!

*Taxes, fees and conditions apply.

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Find More Low Airfares And Last-Minute Flight Deals

Looking for cheap fares? Only at AA.com can you find fare sales everyday and last-minute travel deals.

Restrictions
Purchase
Requirements: Reservations are required. Tickets booked on AA.com must be purchased at least 14 days prior to departure, or within 1 day of making reservations, whichever comes first, but no later than 11:59 p.m. (CT) March 22, 2010.
Travel Period: Fares are valid for travel April 12 through May 27, 2010.
Valid Travel Days: Fares shown are valid for travel daily.
Min/Max Stay: A Saturday-night minimum stay is required.
Reservation
Change Fee: If reservations change criteria are met, changes are subject to $150 fee plus any fare difference. See below for change criteria.
Ticket Type: Fares shown are each way based on Economy class travel, and are in U.S. dollars.
Availability: Seats are limited and sale fares may not be available on all flights. Fares and schedules are subject to change without notice.

For the full information, click on American Airlines site: By clicking here

With the beautiful weather we've been having lately in Palm Springs, there is no reason not to vacation in sunny Palm Springs, California at The Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa this year.

Now is the perfect time for a fun, romantic, unique vacation experience.

Never been to a clothing optional resort before? No problem. We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time!

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 (toll free US and Canada) for more information or to make reservations.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

We hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs, California!

Are Nude Vacations truly the last Frontier?

Expeditioner.com an online travel magazine features articles and videos targeting the young and avid traveler. They just had an article about our resort The Terra Cotta Inn.

Here it is:

“Nude Travel: The Last Frontier

I have to admit, though I have not partaken in this form of travel, the opportunity nude travel offers in the form of traveling lightly by way of packing a minimal amount of clothing is a little bit intriguing. (I’m always looking for ways to lighten my bag — as are most travelers.)

This week the Guardian [A major British newspaper] visits “America’s Nudity Central,” Palm Springs, a town blessed with almost zero rain and year-round sun, perfect conditions for finally getting some sun in those hard-to-reach places. The paper visits The Terra Cotta Inn, just one of several nudist getaways where clothing-optional attire is not just relegated to late-night pool parties like most other hotels…

And what kind of problems does one encounter when staying at a nude retreat? Unnatural sunburns? Uncomfortable encounters when tying one’s shoes? How about trying to figure out how to talk to each other without getting the police called on you…

Eh, I’m not really sold. I pack lightly as it is. Plus, I don’t have room for all that suntan lotion.

For the full article, click here

Actually, nude vacations are quite normal. A recent survey showed 10% of Americans wanted to go on one. More than golf, tennis, and ski vacations.

It’s just that many people are nervous and afraid of the unknown. They make fun of what they don’t know and understand just like back in grade school. It reinforces their not wanting to step out of the box and try something new and different.

Once you take a fun nude vacation, you will NEVER want to wear clothes on vacation again.

And we are the BEST clothing optional resort in the whole US for couples trying topless and nude sunbathing for the first time.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

Call us at 800-786-6938 for more info.

We hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs.

American Airlines has an airfare sale - Come nude sunbathing in sunny Palm Springs Buy by 2/24, fly by 6/9

Now's the perfect time to take a vacation to Palm Springs, California, the sunniest city in the US.

Purchase tickets by midnight Wednesday February 24th and fly until June 9th. Here's the details from American Airlines site:

"Flight Deals Across The U.S.

Find great flight deals to your favorite U.S. destinations with fares as low as $59* each way, based on round-trip purchase now at AA.com. Whether you're interested in exploring a new city, or visiting friends and family, American Airlines has low fares that are sure to fit your budget. Purchase your flight on AA.com by February 24, 2010, and complete travel by June 9, 2010, to save!

FARES ARE EACH WAY, BASED ON ROUND-TRIP PURCHASE

*Taxes, fees and conditions apply.

Get No Interest if Paid in Full Within 6 Months with the Fly Now Payment Plan.

Purchase Requirements: Reservations are required. Tickets booked on AA.com must be purchased at least 10 days prior to departure, within 1 day of making reservations, or by 11:59 p.m. (CT) February 24, 2010, whichever comes first."

click here for American Airlines sale page


With the beautiful weather we've been having lately in Palm Springs, there is no reason not to vacation in sunny Palm Springs, California at The Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa this year.

Now is the perfect time for a fun, romantic, unique vacation experience.

Never been to a clothing optional resort before? No problem. We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time!

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 (toll free US and Canada) for more information or to make reservations.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

We hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs, California!

The Terra Cotta Inn this weekend Jan 15, 16, and 17 has an especially romantic weekend weekend planned for guests

Here is sunny Palm Springs we are having the best weather in the US. Time to get out of the cold and enjoy the sunshine. Unlike the Los Angeles area today, we were 100% sunny!

Come join us The Terra Cotta Inn Clothing Optional Resort and Spa this weekend for a very romantic weekend of pampering, rest, relaxation, and FUN!

You can book 1, 2, or 3 nights or more this holiday weekend.

Plus, we have goodies to make this weekend even more special and romantic.

All of our massages are on sale. Get one massage, the 2nd is only half priced. The perfect treat. The perfect way to relax.

Next, we have roses and candies for all our guests. And we top it off with free champagne. And what's the best way to drink cold champagne? Feeding each other chocolate covered strawberries. A perfectly decadent way to celebrate your love for each other and the new year.

Palm Springs has been having perfect topless and nude sunbathing weather. We are predicted to be in the mid 70's and nice and sunny. We are the hot spot of the nation.

Never been to a clothing optional resort before? No problem. We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time!

In the December 2009 issue of our local magazine Palm Springs Life, the Best of the Best issue, Terra Cotta Inn was selected as one of the 3 best boutique hotels in the whole Palm Springs area. And we are considered the best not because we are exclusive and snobby, but because we are a fun, friendly, affordably luxurious resort.

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 (toll free US and Canada) for more information or to make reservations.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

We hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs!

Join the Terra Cotta Inn this weekend Jan 15, 16, and 17 for a special weekend of romance with special treats

Palm Springs is having the best weather in the US. Time to get out of the cold and enjoy the sunshine.

Come join us The Terra Cotta Inn Clothing Optional Resort and Spa this weekend for a very romantic weekend of pampering, rest, relaxation, and FUN!

You can book 1, 2, or 3 nights or more this holiday weekend.

Plus, we have goodies to make this weekend even more special and romantic.

All of our massages are on sale. Get one massage, the 2nd is only half priced. The perfect treat. The perfect way to relax.

Next, we have roses and candies for all our guests. And we top it off with free champagne. And what's the best way to drink cold champagne? Feeding each other chocolate covered strawberries. A perfectly decadent way to celebrate your love for each other and the new year.

Palm Springs has been having perfect topless and nude sunbathing weather. We are predicted to be in the mid 70's and nice and sunny. We are the hot spot of the nation.

Never been to a clothing optional resort before? No problem. We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time!

In the December 2009 issue of our local magazine Palm Springs Life, the Best of the Best issue, Terra Cotta Inn was selected as one of the 3 best boutique hotels in the whole Palm Springs area. And we are considered the best not because we are exclusive and snobby, but because we are a fun, friendly, affordably luxurious resort.

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 (toll free US and Canada) for more information or to make reservations.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

We hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs!

Come to our Fun Naked, Nude Years Eve party

It's time to party and to have some fun this New Year's Eve. Don't go to some boring New Year's eve party where you have to wear clothes. You need something fun and different for a change. How about our NUDE Year's Eve party!

Ever been to a clothing optional New Year's eve party before? Our Nude Year's eve party is the best.

Every year, we always sell out. It's so much fun. It's the most fun you can have without your clothes on. We just have a few spaces left for the party if you are staying somewhere else in Palm Springs and only a couple of rooms left if you want to stay at The Terra Cotta Inn.

The party is fantastic. We start by serving you a 5 course sit down dinner. Steak and lobster. All you can eat. Then on to dancing the night away with our favorite DJ.

Come midnight, we have a decadent dessert buffet and champagne toast to ring in the New Year, or is that Nude Year?

As you can see in the above photos, the dress code is clothing optional. Some women dress elegantly in sheer tops, and dresses. Very sexy and chic. Other guests however, prefer to dress in suits. Birthday suits that is. Clothing is never required at our New Year's eve party.

Our party is held in our big event room, aka our very spacious living room, so you will be nice and toasty warm and don't have to worry about wearing clothes.

You'll love our party and our resort.

You can also come just for the party or stay over night. We only have space for just a few couples just for the party, so if you have a home in Palm Springs or are staying at a time share, you can still go to a fun naked New Years eve party.

If you have always wanted to stay at a clothing optional resort, now is the perfect time. Last Year, AOL.com picked us as one of the 10 best clothing optional resorts in the world and the only nudist resort on the west coast that was honored. Also last year, the Vancouver Sun newspaper in Canada picked us as one of the best places in the world to go nude sunbathing. And this month in the December 2009 Best of the Best issue of Palm Springs Life magazine, we were picked as one of the 3 best boutique hotels in ALL the Palm Springs area and the only nude hotel that was honored.

We are also the most mainstream clothing optional resort in the US. We are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time. You do not have to be a card carrying nudist to stay here.

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 for more information or to make reservations.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

If you want to go to the most fun Nude Year's eve party ever, join us here at The Terra Cotta Inn in sunny Palm Springs.

Hope to see you in sunny Palm Springs this New Years Eve or any time of the year!

Is the reason more people aren't flying, because it isn't fun anymore?

Airfarewatchdog.com is a great site. It lists the best airfare sales anywhere on the net. They also list "unlisted" sales that airlines may post on their sites for certain routes instead of general airfare sales.

Today on Facebook, airfare watchdog wrote they feel one of the reasons people are not flying more is it is no longer fun to fly. Here is what they wrote:

"Airfarewatchdog: It's our contention that even though fares are pretty reasonable, the reason that airlines aren't getting more people in planes is because flying isn't fun anymore. People are voting with their feet, and putting them on their gas pedal...s."

I have seen this even in or business. We are having more Canadians, Pacific Northwest guests, and midwesterners drive here then ever before. Part of the reason they give is it is such a hassle to fly nowadays.

Now, we still have lots of guests fly here because they want to vacation with us and flying saves the most amount of time. But, I bet one of the reasons the textile chain hotels are suffering low occupancy rates is there never was anything special about staying at a textile hotel, and with the inconvenience of flying, why bother any more.

This is a lesson for nudist resorts. If you don't make your resort fun, people will stop going too! People want fun more than ever especially in this economy.

Now if you want to take a fun vacation, give us a call at The Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa located in sunny Palm Springs, CA.

We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time. You don't even have to be a nudist to vacation with us.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

Hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs!

Nudist resorts need to do a better job at marketing themselves

I spend lots of time marketing our nudist resort on line. Although we average just over a 75% repeat guest rate, we still need new customers every day. Marketing is my job at our resort, The Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa.

What makes me write this post is there is a group on Facebook called Sleeping Naked. It is a fun group with fun posts. It has 125,625 members when I checked earlier today. Yes, that is right, over 125,000 members.

I looked at AANR's (American Association for Nude Recreation) Facebook group and they had 469 members. TNS, The Naturist Society was not much better at 529 members. Terra Cotta Inn has less than 100 members. However, our free yahoo group at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/friendsoftheterracottainn has almost 3000 members. So I am not a complete online idiot :-)

I couldn't believe it, 125,000 members in a group called Sleeping Naked. That is fantastic numbers. Why do they have so many members and nudism so few?

The press loves to cover nudism. Look at how they covered the Guinness World Record Skinny Dip.

The only conclusion I can come to is nudism just is not being portrayed as fun. And if it doesn't seem like fun, people won't be interested.

This is what is on The Naturist Societies Facebook page:

"Our Mission Statement

The mission of The Naturist Society is to promote a culture of body acceptance through clothing-optional recreation using the tools of education and community outreach...

The Naturist Society views clothing-optional recreation as essential to body acceptance. Through clothing-optional recreation, participants, be they individuals, couples or families, learn to appreciate the diversity of body types, gain a better understanding and acceptance of their own bodies, and reap the social, psychological and physical benefits of a healthy and natural way of life..."

No where is the word FUN mentioned. And that is the one thing that all nudists and naturists say about nudism and naturism. It is FUN.

Now the Naturist Society is free to market themselves however they feel to promote their organization. I for one though, think FUN has to be involved. That is why our website is http://sunnyfun.com

This Sleeping Naked Facebook group really opened my eyes as to what a bad job I and most other nudists are doing promoting nudism. And I am sure this affects the bottom line for nudist resorts and organizations.

Now if you want to take a fun vacation, give us a call at The Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa located in sunny Palm Springs, CA.

We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time. You don't even have to be a nudist to vacation with us.

Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/nudist_resorts

Hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs!

16 more hours until the World Record Skinny Dip Saturday July 11th

All of our guests are so excited to set the Guinness record for skinny dipping tomorrow. They can't wait. And we're excited too.

The American Association for Nude Recreation (AANR) has created a marketing coup. All over the internet, on radio and TV stations, and in newspapers all you are reading and hearing about is The AANR/ Guinness Book of World Records skinny dipping record this Saturday July 11th.

Here is sunny Palm Springs, California our resort The Terra Cotta Inn clothing optional resort and spa is participating. We are full for this fun event.

We have been written about in our local newspaper the Desert Sun. Our local NBC TV affiliate, KMIR has also been to our resort to cover the pre-event.

Today the record setting skinny dipping story was a front page story in the USA Today newspaper weekend section.

As always, our guests comfort comes first at our resort. We have already turned away in excess of 100 couples wanting just to show up for the day.

I was interviewed on a LA area radio station earlier today. The DJ said "so everyone is invited to come down to Terra Cotta Inn tomorrow and jump in you pool naked at noon, right?" I said no, it will only be for hotel guests and 10 couples for day use. We are full. I don't want to over crowd my hotel with hundreds of people so that there is no space for guests to enjoy our beautiful facilities. It is supposed to be a fun event, not a cattle call."

The DJ said "come on, you honestly expect me to believe in this economy you're going to turn away paying customers that want to hang out at your resort for the skinny dip?" I said, "Yep your right. Would you want to be some place where there was no shade, wall to wall people, no pool chairs, etc. just because management was greedy and overbooked a special event? I want our guests to have fun which is why we are having an ice cream social to celebrate. You can't have fun if you are crammed in like a sardine."

The DJ said, "that's a pretty cool. Your place sounds like a nice place. I'll have to talk to my wife. I hope we'll go there someday." And I hope they do as we are very popular with first timers.

In most industries, they always say, bigger does not mean better. And it is especially true in the hotel industry. That is why for instance, we have the highest occupancy rates of ALL hotels in Palm Springs in the summer time. We are a 17 room inn, yet we will bring in almost 1.0% of the city of Palm Springs' bed tax in the summer, we are that busy and popular.

And this July, our occupancy rate is great. As an example, not only are our rooms sold out this weekend, we also only have 1 empty room this Wednesday and Thursday July 16th and 17th. One of the reasons we have such a nice resort and are such a great value is we have guests 7 days a week instead of just weekends like typical nudist resorts.

So if you have always wanted to try topless or nude sunbathing, we are the perfect resort. We are the most mainstream nudist resort in the US and are perfect for couples trying topless or nude sunbathing for the first time.

Give us a call at 800-786-6938 if you have more questions or to make reservations.

Sorry we are full for the world record skinny dip. However, if you have ever been a guests of Terra Cotta Inn you know we we don't over pack the hotel with people which is why we have one of the highest repeat guest rates in the travel industry.

We hope to see you soon in sunny Palm Springs!

A little weekend funny post

Dear Friends and viewers,

Just before the end of the year I wanted to thank you for the e-mails you have forwarded over the year.

I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programs. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gas without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan .

I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my rear.

I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will sit on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.

I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Regards,

Tom

I wish I could have been creative enough to have thought of this fun post, but no one of our guests sent this joke to me.

I hope everyone has a great weekend.

And seriously, if you have always wanted to try topless or nude sunbathing, give us a call at 800-786-6938. Visit our site at http://sunnyfun.com

We are considered the most mainstream nudist resort in America and are perfect for couples trying nude sunbathing for the first time. This July, tripadvisor.com picked us as one of the 10 best clothing optional resorts in the world.

We hope to see you in sunny Palm Springs!